Gary becomes useful

Well Gary, maybe you didnt know I was a witch.
That still doesnt give you the right to cheat on my daughter.
You arent the first to suffer this fate so at least you'll have a bit of company in my wardrobe.
I cant wait to show you off to Hayley and tell her I was right about you...

Bob becomes useful

Thanks for agreeing to become my t-shirt Bob, you're a great fit!
And you look so happy!
I think I might make this a permanent change!

Ryan becomes useful

Wow Ryan, you make a totally awesome top.
I'm so glad i changed you now.
You know, youre so good i dont think I even need a bra when I;m wearing you!

John becomes useful

Wow john, you're much cuter as a top than you ever were as a boyfriend.
i just hope you dont go out of fashion too soon.
It would be a shame if i didnt get at least a full summers use out of you.