Mike becomes useful

Look Mike, i do kinda feel sorry for you!
Its just that i cast a spell so that you would transform if you ever kissed another girl.
Mmmmmmmpppphhh Mmmmmmmpph!
I know now that you were giving someone mouth to mouth at the pool.
Youre a hero!
its just that the spell cant be reversed for 6 months!
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpppppphhhhh!!!!!
Look, i'll see what I can do. Maybe after the vacation I'll see if i can turn you into a scarf or something so I can keep wearing you til we change you back...