Gary becomes useful

Well Gary, maybe you didnt know I was a witch.
That still doesnt give you the right to cheat on my daughter.
You arent the first to suffer this fate so at least you'll have a bit of company in my wardrobe.
I cant wait to show you off to Hayley and tell her I was right about you...

its a dogs life...

Awwwww Pookums, arent you just the cutest little thing!
Wooof Woof....
Awwww is the widdle doggy trying to speak? How adorable!
GGGrrrrrr!!!!!
Now now Pookums, you really shouldnt have called me a bitch!
Well now YOU'RE the bitch!!!
Woof??
Hey are you still looking at my 'puppies'??
Well dont worry little lady, soon you'll have your very own puppies!!
*whimpers*

Bob becomes useful

Thanks for agreeing to become my t-shirt Bob, you're a great fit!
And you look so happy!
I think I might make this a permanent change!

Gender Virus strikes

I'm sorry Mom, i didnt mean to look up porn on your computer!
I accidently clicked into that site that had the Gender-Virus on it!
Apparently it turns you into the object of your desire!
What do you mean 'Why do I look like Aunt Susan'??
*blushes*

Mike becomes useful

Look Mike, i do kinda feel sorry for you!
Its just that i cast a spell so that you would transform if you ever kissed another girl.
Mmmmmmmpppphhh Mmmmmmmpph!
I know now that you were giving someone mouth to mouth at the pool.
Youre a hero!
its just that the spell cant be reversed for 6 months!
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpppppphhhhh!!!!!
Look, i'll see what I can do. Maybe after the vacation I'll see if i can turn you into a scarf or something so I can keep wearing you til we change you back...

Kev the bikini

Kevin I'm sooooo sorry!
i didnt mean to fall into the pool!
i only meant to turn you into a bikin for a few hours to teach you a lesson!
Thats why i wore this top to avoid you getting splashed.
The old guy who sold me the spell did say if i got you wet it would become permanent!!!

Josh becomes Jess

Holy Crap Josh, I only wished that you could understand me better sometimes!
I didnt know that genie would turn you into a woman!!
Even your weiner's gone!!
It's ok honey, I mean I am kinda cute!
By the way it's Jess now, not Josh... *giggles*